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10. Supreme Court justice selected by being 100th caller to Z-100 9. "Hail to the Chief" only played for winner of Pillsbury Bake-off 8. Instead of going to Iowa and New Hampshire every four years, no one would go to Iowa and New Hampshire ever 7. With no presidential fitness test, kids would be even fatter and lazier 6. White House interns would be reduced to having sex with each other 5. More time on news for banter between anchor and fat weatherman 4. The position of vice president would be even more insignificant 3. Entire country would operate as inefficiently as the state of Florida 2. Only her friends, family and an occasional guy from T.G.I. Friday's would know the name "Monica Lewinsky" 1. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue would be the grandest Blockbuster Video ever |