Voting For Dummies
Presidential Election Ballot 2000
Specifically Designed for Residents of West Palm Beach County, Florida


You have chosen George W. Bush.  Are you sure you want to vote for George W. Bush? You have chosen Al Gore.  Great job! Your ability to understand complex voting procedures is a tribute to the national education system. You have chosen Pat Buchanan.  This candidate is NOT Al gore.  Are you sure you want to vote for Pat Buchanan?
YES                       NO
(I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)
  YES                       NO
(I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)

If you circled "Yes" above, do you realize that George W. Bush is NOT Al Gore? Do you wish to cast a second vote for Al Gore? If you circled "Yes" above, do you realize you are throwing your vote away?
YES                       NO
(I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)
YES                     YES YES                       NO (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)

You really meant Al Gore, didn't you? How about a third? If you circled "Yes" above, you can't be serious, so we will automatically change your vote to Al Gore.  We know that's what you meant.
YES             YES OF COURSE YES                     YES  

REFERENDUM VOTE:
Should all votes cast in this election be recast in favor of Al Gore?

        YES                I'm Confused
OPINION SURVEY:
Do you think that the residents of West Palm Beach County, Florida have enough common sense to elect a President of the United States?
No                    Huh?