This poem explains more about
the friendship this group of friends shares then anything else ever written
anywhere by anyone. We couldn't have said it better ourselves, and so we
plagerize...
Because You're My Friend
When you are sad,
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are scared,
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every
chance I get.
When you are worried,
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to
quit complaining.
When you are confused,
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb
ass.
When you are sick,
I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the
porcelain god.
When you fall,
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath,
I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend.
