A man left Chicago for a vacation in Key West.  His wife was on a business trip and planned to fly down to meet him the next day.  When the man arrived in Florida, he e-mailed his wife to let her know he had arrived, but mistyped her address.  Instead, his message went to the inbox of a woman whose husband had just passed away.

    When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she read the message, screamed and passed out cold.  The woman's daughter rushed into the room and found this note on the computer screen. "My darling wife: Just checked in.  Everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow.  Looking forward to being with you again!  Your loving husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here!"

    Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so theywon't be identified as clergy.  They buy Hawaiian shirts and sandals, and soon hit the beach. They notice a gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini.  "Good afternoon,
Fathers,"she says as she strolls by.  The men are stunned.  How does she know they're clergy?

    Later they buy even wilder attire: surfer shorts, tye-dyed tee shirts and dark glasses.  The next day, they return to the beach. The same fabulous blonde, now wearing a string bikini, passes by, nods politely at them and says, "Good morning, Fathers." "Just a minute, young lady," says one of the priests.  "We are priests and proud of it, but how in the world did you know?" "Don't you recognize me?  I'm Sister Kathryn from the convent."