We learned...

	...that you should always make sure you have your wallet when you get to the airport.
	...that if you are going to remember your wallet, make sure you have your drivers license too.
	...that we don't know what a hippodrome is, but we are pretty sure it doesn't mean car dealer. Or does it?
	...that the World's Largest Adult Bookstore is rather elusive, even though you can see it from every highway in Nashville.
	...that purple = porn
	...that it's possible for one game of Uno to last hours and hours.
	...that we HAVE to go to Arkansas and Mississippi now, becuase Ally heard they sell caffeine free Dr Pepper there.
	...that Opryland must be for old people - they close at 10pm and open at 6am.
	...that there is no Arizona.
	...that ballrooms are not quite as cool when there's nobody to waltz with under the chandelier.
	...that Jenny is going to have to find a pretty flexible guy if she wants to achieve her dream of living in Opryland.

Quotes

	"We just gotta go back towards that really big strip joint, it's over there." "Which one? We're surrounded!" - Matty and Kyle
	"I never owned My Buddy!" - Matt
	"You forget - I screwed both him AND him last night." - Bryan pointing to Matt and Matty
	"It's fucking cold out here. No wait, it's approximately 2 degrees colder than fucking cold." "It's 16 degrees right now." "Well then, that would make 18 degrees fucking cold. Anything colder that that, it just ain't worth taking clothes off!" - Jenny and Pat and Jenny
	"Christmas ain't christmas without alpacas in parachutes!" - Jenny
	"Look Jenny, I could cop a feel right now!" - Natalie
	"Yeah, sure, blame the Floridian Democrat, as usual!"
	"It's time for some asshole Twister, now!" - Matty
	"You mean, you're college students, and you're just playing uno? No alcohol? Wow. I didn't know people did that!"
	"Have you been to the Indy 500?" (whispered)"Um, yeah, It's kind of an obesssion thing." - Natalie and WC
	"So is it just us in the Chaffin or do the rest of you find this Jenny and Kyle thing a little um, well, you know." - Kevin
	"Who are you people?" - The world "Kyle's Friends from Delaware." - Ally "Where's Kyle?" - The world "Hawai'i." - Us "Doesn't she live in Alaska?" - The world "Sometimes. Not today." - Us "How do you even know Kyle?" - The world "Our ex boyfriends are roomies, this is my roomie, and these are our guy friends we can talk into anything." - Jenny "This is too confusing. I'll stop asking questions now." - The World "Ah yes, I know Drew...we talk everyday...Hi Drew is Tripp there?" - WC's own answer
	"Imagine how long it took to regulate the temperature in this room when the hotel first opened!" "Um, thank you Mr Engineers." "Hey, if we were talking to you, we'd say 'Wow I wonder how long they took to decide on using that exact flower in this exact spot!'" - Matt and Jenny
	"Me and the breasts aren't doing so well!" - Kyle
	"If you can't beat them, beat them up." - Kyle
	"Who's cars are you taking?" "Well, I seem to have left mine in my other pants." - Kyle and Jenny
	"Yell louder, I can't hear you!" - Matty while his head was um, covered
	"There's a head in my crotch!" - Kyle
	"I was riding Matty!" - Kyle
	"I have my Ally, where is yours?" - James
	"I think she's in my other pants with my car." - Jenny
	"That's no HBO special - that's Dan Marino!" - Matt
	"You look like the naughtiest bunch I've seen all night!" - Santa

Things to Remember

	W.C. and the webpage Story
	Willie (Or Will-He) the Llama Story
	Santa Claus
	The remote wars
	CMT
	Ben Stein
	The naked girls on HBO at midnight
	Street Smarts
	The security guard at Days Inn
	Dinner the first night at Sportsmans Grill - the NotDate
	The ads in the toilet stalls
	The margaritas at Cancun
	Getting carded at Cancun
	Ally, Kyle, Natalie, and Jenny's ability to order the exact same meals
	The graffiti in the tunnel - all of it :)
	Matt's Bed Flips (Wow that sounds sick)
	Natalie, Matt, and Matty all on the same beanbag
	Asshole Twister!
	Asshole Uno!
	The 4 dollar bottle of Deer Park in the hotel room
	Everything we "borrowed for an extended period of time" - The pepper shaker, the candy cane, the silverware, the ads, the water bottle sign

And of course, the Alphabet song It was begun becuase we were cold and bored and walking to dinner and someone got the "C is for cookie" song stuck in our head. Then we worked from there. Then all of a sudden someone pointed out that we had forgotton A and B. So we finished our masterpiece at dinner, as a group, and then we had to practice. We're going all the way - CD's, MTV, and Napster! It has done us well, making us laugh, and keeping Jenny from going bonkers when she had a split second of weirdness threatening her! Hooray for the alphabet song!

	A is for armadillo, they roll up in a ball
	B is for booze, we like to drink it all!
	C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
	D is for dinosaur, they're old and dead and yucky.
	E is for elephant, they have a great long trunk
	F is for fire engine, not the bad word fuck.
	G is for gorilla, they're big and mean and hairy
	H is for helicoptor, riding in one is scary.
	I is for igloo, they're made of lots of snow
	J is for jello, that's J-E-L-L-O.
	K is for kangaroo, they all bounce up and down
	L is for loser, cuase we're out on the town!
	M is for Maryland, where you all are not
	N is for noses, they're full of lots of snot.
	O is for octopi, they live under the sea
	P is for porno, fun for you and me!
	Q is for quidditch, there is a golden snitch
	R is for relationships, they can be such a bitch.
	S is for sandwiches, that we all just ate
	T is for twister, which is why we don't have dates.
	U is for underwear, it's just not nice to throw
	V is for Vaderbiltin, certain students blow.
	W is for watermelon, I like to eat the seeds
	X is for xenophobe, we don't know what that means.
	Y is for yakkle, he is our trusty steed
	Z is for ziggy, which brings us to the ... end.

The Planning Stages

	"So anyway, the moral of the story is, two years ago the boys wouldn't take us to Arkansas.  We say, screw them.  We don't need no stinkin boyfriends to go to Arkansas!"
	"So tell me.  What are your feelings on.....kareoke?"
	"Opryland! Opryland! Opryland!"
	"And then I'm taking you to a steakhouse that is good purely becuase they let you throw peanuts on the ground."
	"Oh no we're gonna come home speaking hick."

The (tentative) Itinerary (Is that spelled right?) (It has to be tentative, we aren't good at planning)

	December 15th End of final exams week Party til the break of dawn cuase WE CAN Activities to include: Alcohol, twister, word association games, and other legalized activities. Maybe we'll sing the Charlie Brown Christmas tree song while holding hands and swaying around our pathetic resemblence of a tree.
	December 16th Sleep cuase that's the last time we're going to get any until who knows when Last minute Christmas shopping Workshop on how to pack lightly so as not to have to check baggage presented by our frequent Southwest flyer More sleep
	December 17th Sleep in. Update webpage with amusing quotes from Friday night, now that we're awake and aware of our surroundings yet again Drive to Carraba's Eat good food (Or Natalie gets it....she's been bragging about this place for years) Drive to Jenny's house Sleep
	December 18th Wake up Rush to airport becuase we slept late Get boarding pass (#1-#4, baby!) Wait, wait, wait some more Get on plane Wait, wait, wait, some more Plane leaves around 1:30 Keep Natalie awake on plane, apologize for our college-ish behavior repeatadly Drink free booze courtesy of Daddy. (Thanks daddy, I'm now one step closer to becoming a lush!) View Nashville from plane Get antsy Say, "NO!" for the 15982743983 time when Matty says, "Are we there yet?" Land the plane, single handly around 2:25pm Get off plane Jump and scream and have a good ole time in the aiport with Kyle and whoever she brings to meet us. Cram in a little car with a lot of people. (The circus comes to mind!) Drive past "The World's Largest Adult Bookstore!" - Vistiation later, when we're not pressed for time. Drive Drive more Drive even more Say, "No, Matty, we won't let you enter the Elvis impersonation contest!" Sing BNL songs at the top of our lungs, courtesy of Nat's discman. Sign pledge to never show video footage of this trip to anyone who isn't there Arrive in Memphis Have stupid memory about the time the boys made us go meet some sorority chic at that college Look at big pyramid Look at Graceland LOOK! IT'S ARKANSAS!!! LOOK! IT'S MISSISSIPPI!!! Arrive at Legends on Beale Kareoke in a safe place where nobody knows us and will ever see us again! Get back in car Drive Drive "Wake up Matt, your elbow is in my ear." Arrive in Nashville. Sleep? Maybe? Who knows.  We gots people to meet.
	December 19th Get up (or still be up) at the butt crack of dawn to take Kyle to the airport Drop off Kyle Now we're bored, lonely and weepy, for we have lost a friend. What to do? Perhaps a tour of Vanderbilt...since Jenny actually knows her way around. Hope to not run into any awkward situations! Pancake Pantry? Roteirs? The Parthenon? What else is there to do in Nashville? Wild Horse Saloon! (For those of us attending that are OF AGE) Check into the glamerous five star Days Inn Vanderbilt Go downtown! We're 21! Enjoy it! Go to Wild Horse Saloon while the boys find some nice underage establishment. Sleep some! 2 beds, 2 girls, 2 guys. You do the math. (Mom, we're just friends. I promise!) :-P
	December 20th Wake up! Find some way to get to Opryland ARRIVE AT OPRYLAND! It's the moment we've all been waiting for. Play play play at Opryland Eat at the cool steak place that lets you throw peanuts on the floor Play more We hear there might be an ice rink! How cool would that be?!?! Sleep
	December 21st Oh no! It's go home day! Get to airport Leave at 1:05 Fly Sleep Keep Nat awake Say, "No, Matty, we're not there yet." Arrive at 3:40 (Why did it take 55 minutes to get there and 2:35 to get home?) Fly home, the *4* of us Sleep.