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| | The Weekend that Shall Live
in Infamy
October 27-29, 2000
Cast of Characters (In order of
appearance):
Jenny, Kyle, Matt, Matty, Kevin, Michelle,
Jeff, Ben, Andrea, Natalie, Pete, Allison, Kelly, Chris, 5 bare naked ladies,
and the voices inside our head.
Us in our normal state. Wow, how
boring do we look? (Notice the kick ass Quidditch poster!!)
Quotes:
 | "Macaroni hurts - Don't feed the
band." - BNL signs |
| "Underwear hurts - Don't feed
the band." - Our version |
| "Eat more chikin" - The
Chick-fil-a cows |
| "Welcome to Delaware - Small
Wonder - Home of Tax Free Shopping. PLEASE tell me that's not the best
thing Delaware has to say about itself!" - Kyle, reading the Welcome to
Delaware sign |
| "That's so cool! I want to
be swallowed!!" - Kyle, I think it had to do with Nintendo |
| "Isn't that what a guy is
supposed to say?" - Matty |
| "Pardon me while I go hump this
fender." - Matt |
| "Why me?" - Ben's license
plate |
| "Little people have more
momentum." - Kyle |
| "I could pass this off as
studying for physics!" - Matt, on playing Mario 3 |
| "Our ex's are gay lovers."
- Kyle and Jenny on how they met |
| "A reunion from this many states
and only 2 of you are drinking? That's just wrong." - Our waiter at
Olive Garden |
| "Only 2 of us are over 21."
- Kyle, just previous to realizing he would have served us all, considering
Jenny didn't even get carded |
| "Tonight, the state of Alaska
pays." - Kyle, while handing money over to Jenny |
| "This is courtesy of the state
of alcohol. Wait, I don't mean that." - Jenny |
| "Webpage!" - Everyone else
|
| "What kind of food do you guys
want to eat?" - Kelly/Chris |
| "Philadelphia food!" - Kyle
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| "I'm not toasted." - Kyle
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| "That would make you bread,
right?" - Jenny |
| "I'm toasted now. Not
bread anymore." - Kyle, later |
| "You two are the human
equivalent of steel wool." - Kelly about Natalie and Jenny |
| "She's a bully. A big,
mean, scary, insecure bully." - Jenny |
| "Any man who can play rock banjo
has my admiration." - Jenny |
| "He's buff, he's a guy, and he
has to pee every 10 minutes." - Us on Matt |
| "Caution, this is not a drum
solo." - BNL Announcer |
| "What are we doing to prove
we're not smashed? Putting our fingers on our nose?" - Kyle
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| "No, Kyle, we are smashed."
- Natalie |
| "Help!" - Matt, when
Allison started doing his lap dance |
| "I got my own problems,
Chief." - Pete in response, becuase Natalie and Kyle jumped on him when
Allison jumped on Matt |
| "I'm not drunk. In fact, I
have had almost no alcohol at all tonight!" - Natalie with her face
THISCLOSE to the camcorder |
| "I'm fine. There are two
of you, but I'm fine." - Matt
Note: This picture is actually fake,
and was taken before we even left for Philly :) |
Stuff:
Last night's music courtesy of Canada.
And a special thanks to the Alaskan government for alcohol funding. - Allison's
version
1 round trip plane ticket
5 concert tickets
2 very old friends
3 states
4 boys
1 native Philadelphian from Kentucky
1 person 21 or older
1 camcorder
1 blender
8 glasses
Mix for 48 hours, let ferment, record
results. - Kyle's Version
How to have the best weekend ever: 1
planned out of town guest, a few not planned out of town guests, 2 attempts to
get onto Dover AFB, 1
crazy waiter trying to get the underage
kiddies drunk, 4 1/2 hours of Mario3, 5 concert tickets, a teenage dirtbag, some
bare naked ladies, 1
native philadelphian from Kentucky, some
food named after Philly, 1 bottle of Absolute, 1 bottle of Rum, 3 1/2 blenders
of Strawberry
Margaritas, a six pack of corona, (all
courtesy of the state of Alaska) a big juicy lime, some lemonade, pen/paper/nail
polish/camcorder to keep track of memories, and no sleeping at all cuase that's
not allowed!!!! - Jenny's version
Intoxication courtesy of the great state
of Alaska...ain't it grand? - Natalie's version
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