Games We Played (While Sober, mind you!)

Game #1
We recently played "Apples to Apples," a word association game.  It works as any other word association game, with one big difference.  You may only choose a word off a card you are holding in your hand.  We have sick and dirty minds.  Some of these are the ones that made us laugh the loudest!

When I say ....
The first thing that comes to mind is ...
Courtesy of...
     
Hilarious
Canadians
Kevin
Courageous
Black Holes
Jenny (Won with the plea, "Oh come on! They have no clue what they're sucking up!")
Obnixous
Hair Balls
Matt
Juicy
Trips to the Dentist
Jenny
Charming
The N.R.A.
Matt
Nerdy
Killer Whales
Matt
Frightening
Hilary Rodham Clinton
Matty
Crazed
Matty's Bedroom
Pete
Talented
Natalie's Body
Matty
Delicious
Bill Gates
Jenny (Won with the plea, "I have it on first hand authority!")
Calm
Charging Rhinos
Kevin
Brilliant
T-Rex
Kevin
Rough
Cheap Hotels
Matty
Lucious
Quicksand
Kevin
Animated
Giant Squid
Matty
Casual
J.F.K. Assassination
Kevin
Sexy
Teachers
Pete (plus some little kissy sounds when playing the card...Jenny was the judge then)
Sensual
electric chair, whips, handcuffs
Despite Matt's plea of "At least you survive handcuffs," Pete's electric chair won
Sensitive
Mafia
Jenny ("Look at Sonny!")
Misunderstood
Pirahanas
Matt ("They're just looking for something to eat!") (This beat out Jenny's "Atomic Bomb"..."They just do what they're told to do!"
Mischievous
Matt's Past
Natalie
Wicked
High School Bathrooms
Matt
Colorful
Atomic Bomb
Jenny (I think it was a pity vote)
Principles
Ellie
Matty

Game #2
Taboo!  An oldie but a goodie.  Here are a select few, becuase we were tired by then and not making much sense.  Some just couldn't be passed up though!


 
"Me doing ballet!" - Matt (Clumsy)
    "An extremely homosexual tendency?" - Matty
"A horse goes __ clop" - Natalie (Clip)
   "Clippity!" - Matt
   "Oh my god I'm so gay. I just screamed the word clippity." - Matt
"Rhymes with puppy" - Natalie (Yuppie)
   "Luppy? Muppy? Nuppy? Ruppy?" - Jenny
"Your ex has no __ for you." - Natalie (Love)
    "Penis?!" - Pete