...that we should most definitely NOT park in the reserved 24/7 spots out back
...that we have the most fun when people from other schools come to play with us.
...that there is such a thing as a Porn club.
...that when you sing 'O Holy Night' in church, the 2nd line is not "Struck gold at M.I.T." and when you sing "O Little Town of Bethlehem," the 2nd line is not "We raise our glass, you bet your ass." That is Rent, not church. :)
...that the Ravens are far superior to the Titans.
...that sheep sex is a sport in New Zealand.
...that study groups involve little to no studying.
...that Matt has a pet imaginary monkey named Nibbles. Not Nipples, nibbles.
...that you can make really good mohawks with shaving cream. (The hair kind of mohawk, not the skating kind...i can't make those in any way!)
...that the couch works just like a trampoline when you're learning how to do flips.
...how to blow up worms with sheep and bananas.
...that guys need to learn that if they want to attract us, they shouldn't lick our shoulders.
...that the Ravens, in addition to being far superior to the Titans, are also far superior to the Raiders. Tampa here we come!
...that really, in a marker war, nobody wins, no matter how many rounds you go.
...that you should ALWAYS say goodbye to your girlfriend when you are leaving for the weekend.
...that if you want someone to play with your wang, they ain't gonna do it on credit. (Numonic device for history class!)
...that the BMW logo comes from white propellers against a blue sky, back when they made planes
...the true history of what a hippodrome is!
...that even though birthday parties are a celebration of getting older, they make you feel like a little kid again.
...that New Jersey grows two thirds of the ENTIRE WORLD'S eggplant crops.
...that sleep all evens out in the end. If you are a good girl and go to bed on time for an entire semester, you can ruin it by being up til 4 am three times in one weekend.

...that Hitler's mom considered having an abortion but decided against it.
...Nike pays Michael Jordan more money than they pay all of their sweat shop workers in Malaysia combined. That's just sick.
...that i can use my ability to come up with funny metaphors for good and not evil.
...that i should use my powers for good, not evil!

...that I have been quoted - twice! Once on an away message someone used one of my "today I learned" comments, and today I saw on a page with Mike and Brady stuff my favorite quote ever becuase it's oh so true - this one related to mike leaving us - "Don't cry becasue it's over, smile because it happened." - I truely have arrived. :)

...that even when men are old, they can still be jerks.  It's a little frightening.

...that these days, marriage vows can mean about as much as "So you wanna go out some time?"

...that my jacket is to me as Dumbo's feather was to him

...that it is possible to work every second possible, not sleep enough, and still not get everything done.

...that everyone grows up no matter hard they try not to

...that I can handle having these horrible teachers, because I'd rather they were jerks to me than some little impressionable kid.

...that I can still look forward to Harry Potter day even if I *AM* 21!

...that there really are TV shows that we can yell and scream at

...that sometimes you have to side with someone you hate just to keep yourself safe.

...playing drinking games with old friends and new friends means you're the target cuase you're the one everyone knows!
...after about six hours in the car, you lose all sense of time judgment
...that I can get us to random places without a map, and Natalie gets us lost when using the map! :) (Sorry roomie, had to go in there)
...how many people have god fish on their cars
...that only 2 people live in Nanavut and neither of them have cars with license plates.
...how to play between the sheets.
...we figured out what "his" problem was by putting small pieces of info together
...how to play a bunch of different poker games.
...that beginners luck works with poker
...how to make teddy bears
...that drinking is a bad bad thing
...that hangovers and car trips are not good
...that cramps and car trips are not good
...that blackmail works wonders
...that some people out there are just jerks and there is nothing we can do about it
...that you have to pick the RIGHT person to help throw a surprise party
...all the mysterious ins and out of the Vandy campus
...where love circle is
...how to show Kevin around from afar
...that it is safer to stay in the shadows rather than step into the light when evil is near
...that one need not buy a plane ticket to Europe to have a picnic at the Parthenon
...that just because it is the end of March and just because it is spring break, it doesn't mean it will be above freezing
...that driving can be a whole lot more fun than you would think
...that Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge are these horrible little gaudy towns stuck in the middle of nowhere to make a destination for weirdos who want to play mini golf, get married, and bungee jump
...that the scenic route is definatly pretty, but it takes time to go a mile up and a mile down!
...that the Annie bridge is safe and sound and residing in Myrtle Beach, SC
...that you should never play drinking games with someone who knows your dirty secrets
...that being good is not fun
...to watch out for rocks when rolling down hills
...that if you're mean enough to stick man, he won't start waving the stick til you're done.
...that caffeine free Dr Pepper really does exist, because Kiliaen found it!
...that some fish will sacrifice breathing to get fish pellets
...to always hold hands and stay with the group, don't go away because you never know what mean strangers lie around the bend
...that Jesus came back as a truck driver.

...that random extras that suddenly have lines on TV shows are usually dead by the end of the hour.
...that getting up at 7:30am on your day off is NOT FUN.
...that a day off is never really a day off.
...that lacing a shirt is even harder than lacing shoes.
...that I lead the most confusing life in the world
...that reverse psychology really screws with my head. Unless it ISN'T reverse psychology...or is it...or isn't it...see?!?!
...that when you're 90, it's more fun to have a talking frog than a beautiful woman
...that I really suck at moon bounce games
...that "obstructed view" tickets can wind up being the best seats in the house
...it's a small, small world
...that it's hard to remember what you learned through what means when telling stories to different people
...that mouths can lie, but eyes really can't. You can always tell the truth through the eyes, even if it only appears for a split second
...that Kevin was wrong about my "disguise" being a "disguise."
...that sometimes you have to try really hard to keep a secret, and other times, it doesn't matter how many people you tell, it still winds up staying a secret
...that you should never make porn movies for a boyfriend because if you break up, they could wind up all over the internet
...that the good guys get screwed in the end. Goodbye Rodger, we will miss you!