 | Just think, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off! |
| Some Mike Mussina Stuff:
"Hello, and welcome to the replacement baseball season. If you're having trouble contacting your trash collector, accountant, or local contractor, you may want to try Florida or Arizona. However, if you wish to leave a message, please do so at this time, and I'll be sure to tell you when the real guys are coming back." - Mike's answering machine message during the 1994 strike.
A fan asked Mike what Orioles fans can do about the large number of Yankees fans that come to Orioles/Yankees games every year. Mike's response to this question got the biggest cheer of the forum: "Don't sell your season tickets to Yankee fans. Let them sit in the upper deck. Sell your tickets to other Oriole fans." - What would Mike have to say about this now that he is a Yankee? Damn Yankees. Grr.
When innocently asked where he got his nickname -- Moose -- Mike gives that familiar look, a raised eyebrow of incredulity, an expression that suggests, what a moron. "Moose-ina?" he says. "Get it?" But then he laughs. "Or maybe it's just my incredibly muscular stature." April 1998 Baltimore magazine -- Mike explains his nickname. |
| "A blow-up doll without orifices is like a car without wheels."
- Allison's away message |
| "Coconut milk is a natural laxative. Ah, the things Gilligan didn't mention." - Cast Away |
| "Wanna hear something funny, Wilson? My dentist at home's name is Spaulding." - Cast Away |
| "Too much killing people last night. Naptime." - Kyle's away message |
| "I do NOT get lost....I am the QUEEN of the scenic route." - Kyle's Away Message |
| "I am with Kyle and Ally. Nuf' said. Some one get the whipped cream." - Bryan's Away Message |
| "Who let the pigs out? Oink, oink, oink." - Ally's away message |
| "I learned something today. You see, public schools may be lacking in quality education, but it is where kids learn all their social skills.
Private school graduates can't even talk to themselves." - South Park |
| "Always have a song in your heart....it's like karaoke for the voices in your head." - Kyle's away message |
| "There is a time and a place for everything. That place is college." - South Park
You gave me the ride of my life and I tried to give as good as I got." - Clinton's farewell address |
| "You guys sound like a lot of fun, wrapped in a burrito of insanity" - Matt (Kyle's friend, not one of the other 5) |
| "Learn for the sake of learning, not to pass the test." - Fui Xi, 1100's (Teachers still aren't listening to him!) |
| "Sleep deprivation is only fun for the first 17 days....on the 18th it really sucks. Welcome to the 18th day." - Kyle's Away message |
| "You're a hero for equal rights!
You're a hero for equal rights!
Thanks to you, it's now cool,
For a boy to be wearing tights!" - E!'s salute to Billy Elliot |
| "Horton heard a Who, at least, that's what Ally said. I think he's hearing things. After all, you can't talk to a Who who is not." - James's Away Message |
| "It has come to my attention that there is someone who is the only straight
Eskimo in his tribe. I also am aware of someone who is the only gay Eskimo in his tribe. It would only make sense that the two
Eskimos in question exchange tribes. Then they are with their own kind." - Ally's away message |
| "This is a teacher who scores a lot. Wait, that came out wrong." - EDUC 320 |
| "Your head is like the earth. Mostly full of water and at a funny tilt." - Our group working on our science project |
| "He was from the wrong side of the tracks. She was upper crust, through and through. But when they met, you knew the fur was gonna fly." - Lady and the Tramp |
| "Can't a woman cause a little bit of trouble without a man being involved?!" - Angel |
| "Being nice to the same person every day may be difficult, but it's worth it." - Lila Quartermaine |
| "Even the most artful schemer can be reformed by the love of a good man." - Lucy Coe |
| "Tell the truth and then run for your life." - Carly Roberts |
| "The gift of love is the greatest gift of all." - Elizabeth Webber |
| "Be careful who you trust and then trust carefully." - Sonny Corinthos |
| "No matter how much you think you've seen, life can still knock you out with surprises." - Bobbie Spencer |
| "If you do not hope, you will not find." - Liz Webber |
| "Life is so much simpler when you're a rock star." - Ned "Eddie Maine" Ashton |
| "Never do anything without a plan." - Stefan Cassadine |
| "Friendship should be based on commitment not convenience." - Felicia Jones |
| "Faking paralysis is the perfect cover. You can stay in bed and no one will suspect a thing." - Helena Cassadine |
| "It's ok to be tough, as long as you know when to back off." - Alexis Davis |
| "No price is too high to pay to get what you want." - Jax |
| "If you stop judging people long enough to give them a new start, they have the chance to be wonderful." - Bobbie Spencer |
| "Kissing is the best way to spread germs." - Bobbie Spencer |
| "If you follow your heart, it will lead you to places you've never imagined." - Luke Spencer |
| "The longer I live, the more I find that I am never wrong." - Edward Quartermaine |
| "Teach him how to buy a diamond." - Carly Roberts |
| "It's exhilarating when a trip turns into an adventure." - Felicia Jones |
| "Being irrepressible has its charms." - Lucy Coe |
| "You want to please a woman you love? Send her on a shopping spree." - A.J. Quartermaine |
| "Gosh Darn "R'" and "L" stereo centers. I don't know ho to name them, I don't' know how to synthesize them, and I
certainly could do without Fischer and his darn backwards projections" - Kevin's Away Message |
| "You need me and I need you. I'm not sure why, I don't think the reason matters at all, it's just how we are. And it's a lot simpler now that you realize that you're not in love with me." - Jason to Carly |
| "The old dreams were good dreams; they didn't work out, but glad I had them." - Bridges of Madison County |
| "I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it."- The Color
Purple |
| "It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked." - Warren Buffett |
| "There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw |
| "campaign finance reform for dragons is tricky business. they don't want to listen to you, and there's not much you can do to make them." - Jeff's away message |
| lather. rinse. repeat....always repeat......" - Bryan's away message (Or, also, Dave C., summer of 1997) |
| "The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy |
| "imagine I am in charge of a small army of fireflies, each one capable of only a small eclectic charge. if they all march in unison, am
I capable of true eccentricity?" - Jeff's away message |
| "I can even pass it off as work, cuz it was IN THE PSYCH BOOK :-)" - Kyle |
| "Are college students ready for a revolution? I know I sure am. This president is beyond idiot." - Natalie's Aunt |
| "clean teeth are like freshly sheared sheep..." - Jeff's Away Message |
| "btw... I hope you don't have sex like you type" - Steve's Favorite |
| "Just because I can't spell my middle name doesn't mean I'm smart" - Bryan from Vandy |
| "All your base are belong to us." - The Internet, everywhere |
| "so I'm an idiot, are you happy =)" - Peter |
| "washing my genitals is a two person job =)" - Peter |
| "Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once." - Kyle |
| "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." - Nick D. |
| "College: The place where you have three options - to sleep, to study, or to party - but only get to pick two per semester." |
| "Time zone changes, jet lag, and 9 o'clock classes....there has to be some kind of rule against this." - Kyle |
| "I feel like I'm harboring the illusion that I'm in charge of my life when really I have no
control at all over what's going on." - Random Away Message |
| "My room is experiencing heavy turbulence, please check to make sure that your seatbelt is securely fastened and remain seated until the captain has turned off the seatbelt sign." - Kyle's Away Message |
| "That's just like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat!" - The Simpsons |
| "The Ally Affect: not being alone sustains one against a majority but also in other struggles, such as against evil witches and all-powerful wizards (from The Wizard of Oz)" - Kyle's Psych Book |
| "A day without sunshine is, you know, night." - Steve Martin |
| "Sorry, I'm a fork." - Jason (trying to say he's a DORK) |
| "Six friends made a bet to see who could stay single the longest. Then, Natalie came along." - Promo line for Tomcats |
| "May we rekomend the chikin." - Another Chick-Fil-A Sign |
| "What part of 'Thou shall not' did you not understand?" - God |
| "Then I separated my jelly beans into food groups, you know, the reds are the meat, the greens are the veggies, etc!" - Kyle |
| "There are certain kinds of fighting that clearly demonstrate you're crazy for each other." - GH |
| "If you don't act on your desires, you're a fool." - Jax |
| "You can have anything you want if you will give up the belief that you can't have it." - Robert Anthony |
| "If you want to kill the bug, you must understand the bug." - Starship Troopers |
| "what do we need knives for in a nuke fight?" "If you disable their hands, they can't push the button." - Starship Troopers |
| "Hi! I'd like to thank the Academy, my mom and dad, the rest of my family, and especially my fish, for without my fish, I might be fishless today." - Kyle's Profile |
| "Life is too short to be an oompaloompa!" - Lisa |
| "Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you got a lotta dead bugs." - Starship Troopers |
| "Ain't it great how they want to be your friend right after they rip your guts out?" - Starship Troopers |
| "My mother always told me that violence doesn't solve anything."
"Really. I wonder what the city founders of Hiroshima would have to say about that."
"They wouldn't say anything. Hiroshima was destroyed."
"Correct. Violence has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that violence doesn't solve anything is
merely wishful thinking at its worst!" - Starship Troopers |
| "A friend of mine once said, 'It's twenty times better to be friends with someone than to be in love with them.' I think he is right." - Stolen Away Message |
| "Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts." - Charles Dickens |
| "It's not only against the law, it's wrong!" - Arsenic and Old Lace |
| "Aunt Abby, how can I believe you? There are twelve bodies in the cellar and you admit you poisoned them!" "Yes, I did. But you don't think I'd stoop to telling a fib!" - Arsenic and Old Lace |
| "There are two kinds of doctors. Those that lose their feelings and those that keep them. If you keep your feelings, you're going to get sick once in awhile. Helping people is more important than how we feel. It's still a pain in the ass, though." - Dr. Greene, ER |
| "A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine." - Stolen Away Message |
| "Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we should know how to be grateful for that gift." - Stolen Away message |
| "Can nuts talk to flowers? Do frogs have to have lilies? And do lilies have to have frogs? And can you see the northern lights AND falling stars in the same place?" - Kyle's Away message |
| "I'm sleeping, I will probably not wake up tomorrow because I don't like mornings. I do like cows though, they are nice, but I don't like hippos, they are not nice. Oh, and quidditch rules, go chudly cannons!!! BTW, if you want to hear my math problems
that I made up that teach history as well as math please message me!" - Natalie's Away Message Complements of Kevin |
| "You are the weakest link -- goodbye" - The Soon to Be Most Over Used Phrase on TV |
| "Everything is OK in the end. If it's not OK, it's not the end"
- Stolen Away Message |
| "I don't want a moment to quietly think about 'my special day.'
This is America and sometimes, you have to kick a little ass!" -
Elizabeth, ER |
| "Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers." -Mignon McLaughlin, author |
| "What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living." - Doug Larson |
| "I'm starting to mistrust my judgment." - Leona Helmsley, on learning her boyfriend, Patrick Ward, is gay, Time, April 16, 2001 |
| "Fine! GO! We don't need you! We never loved you! You can have the fish and that videotaped copy of the V Miniseries... See if we care! And we faked every orgasm!!!" - Response message when unsubscribing from junk mail |
| "Embrace love when it comes your way, and once it’s gone, cherish the happy moments and continue to live your own life to its fullest." - The "BIG IDEA" of Missing May |
| "Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet. " - Stolen Away Message |
| "Did you know that the plural of Penis is Penes? and did you know that a dork is a whale's penis?" - Stolen Away Message |
| "I can TOO phagocytize you! So don't mess with me! I have a phagocytizer!" - Kyle's Away Message |
| "Some people give up on their dreams because they're afraid of failure, some give up because they're afraid of success." - Stolen Away Message |
| "What was that?" "I was busy." "Yeah, busy wiggin'." "I did not wig." "Oh, there was major wiggage." - She's All That |
| "Get up! There are children in Mexico who have been up for three hours making shirts for
corporate America!" - Laney, She's all that |
| "If you leave it up to the producers, 99% of the time they'll make you look like a psycho bitch"
- Letterman |
| "So, where are pearls on the precious metal scale?" - Matt on Pearl Earrings |
| "Matt, you should know that, you're such a girl." - Natalie |
| "Wait, you ready for this? If you want to kill the bug, you have to know the bug." - Matt |
| "I have forgiven her, but I don't like her." - Kel on Jerri |
| "Time does not erase friendship." - Roy DeLucca |
| "Evolution can be mean - there's no dumb ass vaccine." - Jimmy Buffett |
| "You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly." - Sam Keen |
| "I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for that whole hooker thing." - She's All That |
| "Screw the dolphins!" "A guy actually tried that last year. He was banned from Sea World for life." - She's All That |
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| Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.--Dr. Seuss |
| "Spending years in catholic school teaches you how to be bad" -
Grace |
| "you may be the sun in my eyes, but I'll still always think of your
head as the earth" - Gill |
